Chapter 3

Meanwhile…
Poor Mouse:
Why should I vote for you Mr. Trump Peacock?

Trump Peacock:
I am too rich to be bought like the rest of the Elite Establishment.

Poor Mouse:
So how does that make you the populist champion?

Trump Peacock:
It is fun pissing off the Elite Establishment!
What do you have to lose you urban mice?
The worse cities in American Animauxland are run by the Donkey Party and they are sh*t!
Your schools are sh*t too!
Your public housing is also sh*t!
Your local businesses are being burned out by rioters! You can’t get loans to rebuild!
It’s not safe day or night!
75% of all Chicago Animaux murder victims are you mice! 71% of all Chicago Animaux murderers are also you mice!
There have been more mice on mice Chicago Animaux murders than the Iraq and Afghanistan wars combined!
The Donkey Party only sees you as a voting block to be exploited every four years! In business if something is not working you try something else! Try me! I am actually wooing instead of exploiting you! I want to represent everyone! And as the most vulnerable workers you are having your arses kicked by Human migrants displacing and replacing you!So what do you have to lose by voting for someone else for a change?

The Politically Correct Dog
How dare you speak like that!

Trump Peacock:
By telling you the brutal truth?
Stop being a brainwashed Snowflake!
Reality is about to slap you across your slobbering face!
Think about it! If both Elite Establishment Parties are united by hysteria by my anti New World Order populist nation first campaign & if Hillary Lioness has gotten over 140 million in campaign donations from the Elite Establishment when my campaign is self financed plus small donations from ordinary people then clearly I am the people’s voice!

The Politically Correct Dog:
Oh…… golly …… um….. gee….. um…… I have not thought about that……

Trump Peacock:
Establishment animosity by the corrupt elite means I am doing something right! I am a threat to them!
I have already faced down one assassination attempt! The Regressive Left is openly egging on mentally unstable Donkeys and brainwashed Snowfakes to take pot shots at me & my supporters!
Wall Street Toads & Wall Street Lizards and even the Koch Brothers are financing Hillary Lioness! Think about that you damn fool!

Politically Correct Dog:
You talk so mean!

Trump Peacock:
I employ every sort of Animaux! Male and female! I have never discriminated against anyone! But Hillary Lioness has gotten cash from bigoted, racist, Animaux hating, Women hating, Gay hating Saudis and other slimy foreign tyrants!
Hillary Lioness is sleeping with foreign dogs and picking up their fleas along with their pay to play!
I am a rude, in your face, street tough Queens businessman! Sure! But that also means I will be your street tough paladin! It is precisely because I was forced to pay to play with the Clintons that I want to clean up the sewage now! Displace! Replace! Erase the indigenous American Animaux with other species! Humans! Is this what American Animauxland really wants?

Trump Peacock:
Displaced! Replaced! Erased! = Species Extinction!
I want to bring jobs back! I want to rebuild American Animauxland industries! I want to stop this obscene Second Gilded Age! And I want to put it to a populist vote!
Do American Animaux want to transform American Animauxland through mass migration which will result in Displacement! Replacement! Erasure!

Trump Peacock:
Do you want the future to only remember Animaux one way? Stuffed?

Trump Peacock:
Hillary Lioness throws stupid insulting names around! I will throw you some facts:
94,391,000 American Animaux are unemployed. There has been 20 years of wage stagnation. The American Animaux middle class is all but destroyed. The best blue collar working jobs are outsourced. Young STEM graduates find Silicon Valley employs cheaper Indian migrants instead of them. And elite sweat shop but still a sweat shop. Our industries are going overseas. Our factories are closing. We don’t make anything anymore.
China dumps cheap steel to destroy our steel. Our infrastructure is Third World. The only job openings are low wage service jobs & guess who is taking them? Human Migrants! Since the 1950s the American Animaux Dream has melted away along with prosperity. This is the longest period of 1% or less growth since the Depression. More people are poor or unemployed now than any time since the Depression. The wage gap has not been this extreme since 1900. This is the Donkey Gilded Age! At the same time the New World Order has emerged. Open borders. Globalism. Outsourcing. Crony Corporatism. The Military Industrial Complex. Higher & higher taxes & a swelling national debt. Out of control Third World migration. International treaties draining us dry. Free trade crippling us. Monopolies and consortiums and crony corporatism. Corporations buying elections and buying politicians. And the rise of out of control Socialist Liberalism of the Regressive Left. What do you think? Is there a connection?

Hillary Lioness:
You [insert insult here] basket of deployables! You don’t have a right to exist!

How is American Animaux extinction moral or noble?
Trump Peacock
I want to build bridges to embrace the world!
Embrace the world & welcome the world here in American Animauxland!
Open borders & open hearts! Better together!
We have enough prosperity to help the entire Southern Hemisphere of Third World of Failed States!
Everyone has a human right to come here to share our lovely homeland!

But you threaten to close the borders! Crack down on illegal & legal Human refugees — and there is absolutely no difference between refugees and economic migrants by the way — in desperate need of a home here in American Animauxland!

You selfishly want to put the American Animaux nation & people first which is xenophobic! You don’t want to share our beautiful home with non Animaux! You humanphobic bigot!
Hillary Lioness

Then by all means share your own rich digs my dear Lioness!
But I don’t see why we Animaux should be forced or else emotionally blackmailed to share our homeland with the entire Southern Hemisphere of Third World Failed States!
We have enough homeless and desperate Animaux!
Why should we Animaux have to share our home? Doesn’t every species have a right to a place which is just for them? Their home!
A home is not something which can be shared and still stay a home instead of a hotel or migrant camp or else a Third World shit#%&!
Trump Peacock




Your Humanphobia is disgusting!

And your paranoia about the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive is [insert insult here]!You don’t deserve to exist! You or your basket of deplorables who are voting for you!
Hillary Lioness
How is putting the American Animaux nation & people first racist or bigoted or xenophobic?
How is it racist or bigoted or xenophobic to want to give jobs to indigenous American Animaux instead of legal and illegal Human economic migrants?
Why are Humans being given every preferential perk & privilege?
Why are Animaux being discriminated against in favor of Humans?
Told to go to the back of the queue?
Turned into disinherited strangers in their own country?
Trump Peacock
I represent these people! my people!
My platform is jobs for American Animaux!
A government who serves them! Not everyone except them!
American Animauxland is our homeland!
Hillary Lioness wants to turn the American Animaux workers into unemployed beta whiners & weenies and wimps!
Trump Peacock
PS: my supporters are not a basket of anything! They are good hard working people!
Meanwhile Prof Darwin Ape has other worries besides mud slinging and the extinction of a species called Animauxus.
Insect extremists plot treason.
Insect moderates provide the support & money for treason.
Insect sympathizers justify the treason.
Insect apologists excuse the treason or else deny the reality of the treason.
Insect fronteurs provide the good cop for the bad cops. The fanatics.

Insect radicals speak lies to us while preaching a different spiel among themselves.
Insect religious leaders bless the treason.
The insect Holy Book mandates the treason.
When is a totalitarianism ideology disguised as a religious cult which wants to over throw the nation, its laws, its economy, its values, its ideals, its heritage, its culture, its past, its future and its people suddenly acceptable?

Prof Darwin Ape
What! Music is forbidden?
Beaver Horn Musician
So is Art! Theater! Dancing! Poetry! Opera! Chess! Kites! Animaux laws! Animaux heritage! Animaux culture! Animaux values! Animaux government! Mixed sex species in public places! And naked hussies!
The Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive
What! I am not naked! My couture is fabulously fashionable & my bonnet is top shelf!
The Naked Hussy Greyhound
What happened to the good old days when American Animauxland was peaceful & harmonious and happy?
So what did happen to social cohesion & harmony in American Animauxland?
Trevor Philips’ study has debunked Multi-culturalism.
And Prof. Robert Putnam’s study proved that diversity is NOT STRENGTH.
Diversity unravels social cohesion & destroys shared social rules of behavior.
Diversity splinters society & incites tribalism.
Diversity weakens the unifying mission & identity of a nation.
Diversity erodes the glue which holds a nation together.
Diversity spawns violence, weakens trust, spreads suspicion, & creates alienation.
Prof. Darwin Ape

Happy, harmonious, & peaceful American Animauxland will never be the same again!
The Muslim mayor of London brazenly says ‘Get used to it!’ Terrorism is the new normal!
But why must Terrorism be the new normal?
Terrorism is not the norm! Terrorism is the breakdown of normality!
Terrorism is the fundamental betrayal of a people by their leaders no less than the terrorists waging the Terrorism!
Prof Darwin Ape
So why are our nation’s leaders & the New World Order Elite & even the Four Prs mouthing nonstop discredited mumbo jumbo to trick us into opening our borders as Terrorism becomes the new norm?

And why are our leaders & people we trust preaching discredited mumbo jumbo to emotionally blackmail us into endangering ourselves?
Mr. Fox


Is everything under control Sir?

Of course Jeeves!
Meanwhile the Dumbo Party attacks its new Trump Peacock members.

While the Donkey Party woos their new voters. Humans! But the best laid plan of mice and men runs afoul of the proverb: the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
The Humans are not what we expected. And we apparently are not what they expected.
Confused Animaux
The Humans are not assimilating!
Scared Animaux

Diversity is not proving to be strength!
Terrified Animaux

The Humans don’t even look like what Hillary Lioness said they looked like.

And they appear to be rejecting our hospitality — and us.
Utterly Terrified Animaux
Meanwhile:
Why did the Animaux voters reject me?
Why did the Dumbo Party reject me?
What is wrong with me?
If Rove Ape can’t sell me then he can’t sell Trump Peacock!
Romney Cockroach
Never Trump Peacock!
Romney Cockroach
Why not front for the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive?
Romney Cockroach
Embrace your inner Roach!
Mrs. H M Romney
The Insects seem to be getting antsy.
Badger
But if the official media is not worried about Insect-terrorism then why should we be?
Sparrow
Remove that hyphen!
Hillary Lioness
Which side should Fox & Hare News take?
Murdoch Lion
Where is Hillary Lioness? We should put her face on a milk carton to find her!
The Animaux Cafe Crowd
Some day all of this will be yours!
Bush Lion Senior
You lied Daddy!
Jeb Bush
Why are the young Animaux abandoning us old media dogs?
Old Pelley Dog
Because we tell the truth!
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
Mrs Hillary Lioness. Half of all of your private interest meetings as Secretary of State were with donators to the Clinton Foundation.
Old Pelley Dog
So?
Hillary Lioness
84 of 154?
Old Pelley Dog
You don’t expect me to work for free do you?
Hillary Lioness
Isn’t that a conflict of interest?
Old Pelley Dog
It is not a conflict of interest if it is in my self interest!
Hillary Lioness
You answered 39 Homeland Security Bureau questions with ‘I don’t remember’ or else ‘I don’t recall’.
Old Pelley Dog
I guess I lost my memory along with 13 devices & one lap top and over 3000 classified emails!
Hillary Lioness
…….I did not send or receive classified emails on my unsecured private server!
Hillary Lioness
Lie!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
No classified materials were found on my unsecured private server!
Hillary Lioness
Lie!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
Missing Headers!
Hillary Lioness
Lie! With or without headers there were lots of Cs!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
What is a C?
Hillary Lioness
C means Classified or Confidential Madame!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
I only used one device!
Hillary Lioness
Lie! You used 13 devices & a lap top as well as two unauthorized private servers sans governmental clearance despite Powell Great Dane’s warning! And you destroyed them to prevent the Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog from studying them for evidence of hacking despite evidence of hacking found on devices such as Huma McBeth!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
Mrs Hillary Lioness. You clearly can’t tell the difference between the Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog and me!


See the difference!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
But guess who gave everyone around me total immunity?
Hillary Lioness
I sort did….. um……. give total immunity to everyone around Hillary Lioness despite the fact they destroyed emails and devices under protective orders. But that deliberate destruction of evidence after the issuance of protective orders does not prove criminal intent!Madame could have been hopelessly incompetent!
Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog
What is the difference between software and hardware?
What does ‘C’ mean? Classified & Confidential? Opps! Really! Golly gee!
So military drone emails were probably classified? Opps!
Oh! I broke the cone of security by using my Blackberry on the balcony overseas? Oh dear!
My two private email servers & tech support were not secured or given governmental clearance & were probably hacked? Can you prove that —– now?
—Now that my 13 devices and lap top are lost or destroyed can you prove anything? Giggle! Giggle! Purrrr! Growl!
After all of this time what does it matter?
Hillary Lioness
Do you think this is a tedious joke Mrs Clinton?
Gowdy Hunting Dog
I returned all government emails!
Hillary Lioness
Lie! We are finding evidence of thousands Madame! Despite your minions destroying or wiping them to prevent us from retrieving them!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
Like with a cloth or something?
Hillary Lioness
Lie! You deliberately destroyed or wiped 33 thousand emails & devices & lost a lap top computer & also wiped a private server after subpoenas were issued as well as protective orders!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
So why am I not only not in jail but rather running for the presidency?
Hillary Lioness
I Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog gave immunity to your cohorts Madame! And I did not follow up any embarrassing questions of Madame! I was a respectful lap dog —- I mean hound dog!
Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog
That damn fool dog gave immunity to Combetta Weasel who ran your unsecured private server AFTER he destroyed evidence under subpoena & protective orders AFTER your cohorts like Huma Mcbeth called that Weasel AFTER you were notified that I was coming after you! If that is not deliberate obstruction of justice then what is? You even use Bleach Bit! That old Hound Dog gave immunity to the trigger man! Your trigger man!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
I am a dog made of sterner stuff!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
You mean I wiped my server with a cloth or something? Chuckle! Chuckle! Smirk! Shirk!
Hillary Lioness
No! You did not just push the Delete button! You had them deliberately erased where even God can’t read them!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
And I got paid by Bleach Bit to provide them with free promotion too!
Hillary Lioness
I am a hunting dog Madame! I never give up until I get my quarry!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
I am too big to jail!
Hillary Lioness
Pay to play is our family motto! We even auctioned stay overs at the White House!
Hillary Lioness
I am going to run you to ground and up a tree Madame!
Gowdy Hunting Dog
Just try!
Hillary Lioness

I have given full immunity to every dangling thread and devious minion!
Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog

Have you? Really? Are you so sure? Reddit? Stonetear? And the second server managing your cloud!
Gowdy Hunting Dog

I forgot about that! Madame! Madame!
Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog


Madame! Madame! Help me! I destroyed my reputation for you!
Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog

Everyone who opposes my election is part of a sexist, bigoted, racist, fascist, world wide conspiracy against me by a world wide [insert insult here] basket of deplorables who don’t have a right to exist!


And the Alt Right are the foot soldiers!

And Trump Peacock is their pay master! And the mastermind is —–

Pepe the meme! No! I mean….. um…. um…

Putin of Russia!
Hillary Lioness
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!
Don’t feed the Alt Right Trolls!
Milo The Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
Too late! Pepe
It is the attack of the Pepes! Be afraid! Be very, very afraid!
You are just scapegoating & demonizing us Pepes to divert attention away from your own scandals!
Pepe
The trouble is the ordinary ignored & betrayed voters love Trump Peacock precisely because he really is a SOB! We can’t control the bastard!
Establishment animosity fuels the Never Trump Cabal!
Trump Peacock is too rich to curry favor & too populist to be trusted not to betray the New World Order! Translation: us!
Rove Ape
People care more about entertainment than real news! Who cares about Hillary pay to play?
Fox & Hare News

Meanwhile more American Animaux are scared of insect -terrorism. But the Four Ps reassure them everything is under control.

Of course everything is under control Jeeves!
But Sir! Sir! The insect-terrorism is becoming monthly and weekly and now daily and the Human migrants are rampaging!
And what about the lone wolf Insect terrorists!
Now! Now! Remove that hyphen Jeeves!
The Insects terrorize the American Animaux Four Ps into blind silence about their war against American Animauxland our of fear of being accused of mesmerizing Insectophobia.
‘We are invisible! But we control you absolutely!
It defies all logic but we control you beyond all facts or reason or evidence!
See no Insect evil! Hear no Insect evil! Speak no Insect evil!’
We can’t use the forbidden hyphen so how can we identify the enemy or warn the citizenry?
Old Pelley Dog
That is the bigotry of low expectations! Maybe the Insects really do want to kill us!
Mr. Fox
The Dumbo Party & Donkey Party put up rival negative advents
With Pepe’s help!
Unless the American Animaux join forces to fight back American Animauxland will be conquered without firing a shot!
Mr. Fox
Our leaders have sold out! And the New World Order is using divide & conquer in this election to paralyze us!
Grumpy King Parrot
The Insects send out more advance scouts.
The Industrious Beetle worries about the American Animauxland Presidential Election. No one gets it! We are being highjacked! Displaced! Replaced! Erased! Who is the mastermind behind this fiendish betrayal?