Chapter 2
Breitbart Boar:
I was invited to a Never Trump Peacock Dinner but I almost ended up on the menu!
Grandville Metamorphosis du jour
Breitbart Boar:
I will fight every Regressive Leftie!
Breitbart Boar:
I will fight every Regressive Leftie!
I will never surrender to Establishment animosity! Intimidation! Name calling! Or SJW Big Brother brainwashing!
The Never Trump Crowd:
Remember what happened to your founder!
Breitbart Boar:
Are you plotting assassination again?
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
I will dress for success to woo a damsel
Pussy Johnson:
Platonically of course
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
Let’s join forces to defeat the Wicked Witch of the West
Pussy Johnson:
Let’s howl at the moon and Hillary Lioness
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
And plot our plots
The Bernie Bird socialists are delusional. Ignorant of history & economic reality.
Main Street Toad
They only know the global N W O Establishment. And its byproduct: corruption & corporatism.
Main Street Toad
Only Capitalism grows the economy & the middle class.
Main Street Toad
Only Capitalism has created Advanced World prosperity.
Main Street Toad
Real Capitalism is dying!
Main Street Toad
N W O Globalism and crony corruption are killing Capitalism.
Main Street Toad
We are becoming a corrupt Third World failed state economy.
Main Street Toad
No one gives a damn! Except perhaps Trump Peacock because he is a businessman. He knows our nation and its prosperity and future are being economically destroyed.
Main Street Toad
But Trump Peacock is too old to take on the rotters rotting out our country.
Main Street Toad
Both parties are recklessly driving our nation into bankruptcy for their own venal ends.
Main Street Toad
The American Animauxland National Debt is out of control. It is a cancer which is devouring the Millennial’s future.
Main Street Toad
And the out of control socialistic dole has become an unsustainable ponzi scheme.
Main Street Toad
And the Donkey Party’s only solution is to tax! Tax! Tax!
Main Street Toad
J F K Eagle cut taxes. I bet no one knows that. Eh! Today J F K Eagle would be a Conservative!
Main Street Toad
Brainwash the Snowflakes when they are young & they will be Donkeys forever!
Clinton Donkey
Our social justice warriors are highjacking the future! Everyone who opposes us will go extinct! We control the young so we control future!
Clinton Donkey
The Four Ps (Police, Politicians, Press, Professors) sell out to political correct brainwashing
The Press has been domesticated by politically correct mumbo jumbo.
Only Breitbart publishes the ugly truths!And the Social Media– until Big Brother Silicon Valley shuts that down! Then it will only be me fighting Big Brother’s lies!
Breitbart Boar
I will take on the entire Regressive Left and the Lying Press too!
Breitbart Boar
No one controls me! Hear that Hillary Lioness!
Breitbart Boar
You basket of deplorables! You disgusting loathsome [insert insult here]! You don’t deserve to exist!
Hillary Lioness
George Orwell famously declared that in a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
In the 1960s the Counter Revolution were the Lefties. Now the Lefties are the corrupt Regressive Establishment. We are the new Counter Revolution!
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
Millions of people are turning to us. The Free Social Media. We are the backlash against everything the Regressive Left has become. You don’t control us! You never will!
Milo The Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
This election will decide the war which is waging to control social media and the very existence of freedom!
Milo The Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
We are brainwashing the young so they won’t hear you!
Clinton Donkey
The Millennials are hearing us!
Milo The Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
Pussy Cat Johnson the Alternative Candidate
We control the ‘narrative’! We control the words! We control the press! We control the media! We control the internet! We control the schools! We control the government! And the N W O Establishment is supporting us! It has already happened! Freedom & democracy has already been overthrown by the people everyone least suspected! The Regressive Left! We are Big Brother! And we are brainwashing the young so they will want to destroy you to save us the trouble!
Clinton Donkey
Then why are millions discovering us? Your control of media and vulnerable minds is breaking down Big Brother Donkey! The young are discovering how much they have been manipulated & lied to!
Milo The Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
Pussy Cat Johnson the alternative candidate
Paul Joseph Watson Lion takes the heroic lead as the Alternative Media voices of dissent.
The truth about Hillary’s Alt Right speech!
Paul Joseph Watson Lion
Will Assange be assassinated?
Paul Joseph Watson Lion
Dear Gays! The Left betrayed you!
Paul Joseph Watson Lion
Clinton has become the cackling old woman who sits on her porch & yells at her neighbors.
Styxhenhammer Greyhound
Do you love war & violence? Vote for Clinton!
Styxhenhammer Greyhound
Reddit, Stonetear, Bleach bit, and criminal intent.
Styxhenhammer Greyhound
The rise of the police state.
Black Pigeon Dances
The ICANN Giveaway (to shut down free speech)
Black Pigeon Dances
Diversity destroys social cohesion in the West.
Black Pigeon Dances
How the Left is silencing free speech.
Molyneux Bear
What is the Alt Right with Vox Day.
Molyneux Bear
The truth about the fall of Rome and modern parallels.
Molyneux Bear
The 16 principles of the Alt Right explained by Vox Day Bulldog.
This week in stupid. Sargon of Akkad The Wandering Lion
I’m Alt Right Jack’s thoughts on the Alt Right.
Millennial Woes Mouse
The Migrant Crisis.
Millennial Woes Mouse
Hillary to shut down alternative media.
Computing Forever Red Headed Shrimp
Free Milo!
Computing Forever Red Headed Shrimp
I thought you were an ape Mr. Naked! So tell us Bovine girls all about the Lying Press & Crooked Media!
The Naked Ape Bunnie
The Truth Dammit!
The Unicorn Doctor of Common Sense
But you are an unicorn Sir!
Which is exactly why I know common sense from pig#%@ when I see it!
The Unicorn Doctor of Common Sense
So tell us some common sense Sir!
Hillary Lioness’ accomplice used a hammer to destroy some of the 13 missing devices and lost that lap top computer! That is destroying evidence under subpoena Sir! To stop proof of hacking Sir! Leaving her open to blackmail if she becomes president Sir!
The Unicorn Doctor of Common Sense
And that is not even addressing her use of private servers and Reddit Stonetear and Bleach Bit to destroy evidence under subpoena Sir! If that is not criminal intent then what is Sir?
The Unicorn Doctor of Common Sense
Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog is an ass Sir!
The Unicorn Doctor of Common Sense
You [insert insult here] basket of deplorables! Hillary Lioness
What part of brazen truth or being a agent provocateur don’t you understand?
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
PS: I won’t shill for Hill!
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
PPS: for all of you Gay Animaux out there! Hillary’s new pets are Humans! Not you! And Humans and Animaux are the ultimate clash of civilizations!
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat
The Donkey Party Plantation. But why are we still on the Donkey Party Plantation?
So why not leave the Donkey Party Plantation? What do you have to lose?
Trump Peacock
Why not leave the Donkey Party Plantation?
Hungry Mouse
What do I have to lose?
Poor Mouse
40 years on the Donkey Party Plantation and this is all there is?
Poor Urban Mice
But I am afraid of being politically incorrect!After all! Questioning Hillary Lioness’ moral high ground is sexist, racist, bigoted, fascist, xenophobic, insectophobic, and humanphobic!
Politically Correct Dog
Who put us mice in jail?
The Clintons. Don’t you remember dear? You are a super predator.
Urban Mouse
PS: her minions also spread the Birther rumors too dear!
Urban Mouse
The Occupy Mice are confused who is really their enemy.
Hint: it might not be Trump Peacock!
Mr Fox
This election is a fork in the road. Is the left fork the right fork to take? Is the right fork really any different from the left fork? Or should we take the center populist fork?
McConnel Owl
Inspired by the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive the Insects raise up to conquer American Animauxland.
The Insect soldiers muster to wage war. ‘We love death more than you love life so we will win! We must not only rule ourselves! We must rule others!’
Insect Lone wolf terrorists commence hit and run attacks. The Regressive Left label them mere acts of insanity or social alienation because the terrorists are the real victims. Not the actual victims of the terrorists.
Storm trooper Insects prepare to wage war for the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive.
Apologists say the Insects are only misunderstood victims of xenophobic Animaux heritage, values, & culture.
The Insects are the victims! Victims of species persecution!
Racist, bigoted, xenophobic,Insectophobic Animaux should integrate with Insects.
Better still, Animaux should surrender to the superior species: Insects.
After all, the Insects say all Animaux are filthy creatures of ‘no morality’ or ‘intelligence’.
Clearly the Insect generals are so much more superior to other Animaux.
I want to join the Insect Army Mommy!
Oh my dear child! We Insects love death so we are destined to win! But is death winning?
Maybe we should love our children more than death! Insect Mother.
The mysterious Insect Facilitator commences his conspiracy to woo the powerful of American Animauxland to the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive.
My only foes are a fox and cat! Animauxland is doomed!
The Kalergi Plan is not moving fast enough!
The Insect Facilitator
Ryan Warbler is too busy chasing New World Order chimeras to see real world chicanery.
Meanwhile: I did not eat that chicken!
Mr. Fox
The way Clinton Donkey did not inhale?
Grumpy King Parrot
Ryan Warbler lectures everyone on the joys of New World Order globalism, open borders, the status quo, TTP & Tippity Do treaties, and how bad populism of putting people & the nation first is.
Ryan Warbler’s rust belt state thinks he is a dunce for putting the Global New World Order ahead of them.
Teach them when thy are young and they will stay donkeys forever! We have even brainwashed our opposition!
Clinton Donkey
Meanwhile: So if you did not eat that chicken then who did?
Grumpy King Parrot
Has another player in this drama arrived in American Animauxland?
Mr. Fox
I want to play Merkel!
Hillary Lioness
Read all about it! The Human Migrants are coming!
Can you see the Humans yet? The Animauxland Welcome Committee.
What do Human Migrants look like Dear?
According to Hillary Lioness they look just like us!
The Animauxland Welcome Committee
Hillary Lioness says the Humans will integrate and assimilate!
This placard says ‘Diversity is our strength!’
‘Diversity will make American Animauxland better!’
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But weren’t we Animaux happy before? When American Animauxland was just for us Animaux?
But now American Animauxland will be even better! Just as harmonious but with new musicians!
It is a humanitarian disaster!
Hillary Lioness
You mean a human disaster?
So shouldn’t we fence them out if they wreaked their own third world countries?
What would keep them from also wreaking our country?
Trump Peacock
American Animauxland is not diverse enough! I want to rub every Animaux’s face in diversity!
Hillary Lioness
PS: Like Blair I want to import lots of new voters who will also vote the Donkey Party Plantation ticket! I am promising them lots of freebies & dole!
Hillary Lioness
The Donkey Party is losing alienated, disillusioned, & abandoned voters.
Mr. Fox
Fifty years under Establishment Dumbo & Donkey rule and everything is worse off instead of better. A rational Animaux should be asking why.
Mr. Fox
Instead, both discredited parties are competing to recruit new imported voters who don’t know any better!And have no vested interest in the long term survival of the country!
Grumpy King Parrot
While competing in offering bribes of endless freebies which is bankrupting our nation.
Main Street Toad
While dumping us legal citizenry for their new pets! Humans!
Like Hillary Lioness’ toadying to Indian tech workers on Green Cards!
They are hired at half the wage with half the competence instead of me!
What good is my university degree paid for by high interest student loans when I am discriminated against in favor of cheaper foreign workers?
Joe Rook
Who is using whom?
Mr. Fox
We should bring in millions of Human Migrants to rebuild Donkey Detroit!
Clinton Donkey
What about jobs for unemployed Detroit Animaux workers?
An unemployed Chicago Dog
What about the forgotten blue collar Animaux workers languishing without jobs in this non recovery economy?
Mr. Fox
Ulukaya Buzzard should get a Nobel Peace Prize for employing Human Migrants at his Yogurt plant!
Clinton Donkey
Ulukaya Buzzard is the perfect example of the New Gilded Age of the extreme rich & desperately poor!
He is cynically using migrants as cheap laborers while letting the nation pick up the tab!
Trump Peacock
This is why I can’t find a job to pay off my student loans!
Why is it ok for Animaux to be discriminated against? Why is being an Animaux suddenly the same as having the plague?
Next we will be told to die off to rid American Animauxland of our blighted presence!
This is reverse racism! Anti-Animaux racism! Hell! it is Animaux genocide!
Joe Rook
This is what Pussy Cat’s Alternative Party’s platform should be about.
Mr. Fox
Importing cheap Human Migrants to undercut indigenous Animaux workers at below minimum wages sans unions is creating a migrant economy!
Grumpy King Parrot
And it is destroying the Animaux Middle Class while enriching global corporations.
Main Street Toad
The greed of Corporatism! The Consumer Middle Class is the engine of prosperity in Capitalism!
Global Corporatism is killing the engine of prosperity to make themselves richer by making everyone else poorer!
Main Street Toad
What is a migrant economy?
Clinton Donkey
I will work at one half minimum wage without job security or unionization or healthcare or retirement benefits in order to survive until I am too worn out to work! Then I will die!
Beggar Bear
Oh well! Pay to play! We have to keep the global new world order view!
Clinton Donkey
I prefer the local view! Europe & the UK have seen their vulnerable indigenous blue collar workers displaced and replaced by cheap migrants!
Grumpy King Parrot
Over 94,000,000 American Animaux have been unemployed by cheap imported Labor, Globalism, & Outsourcing. It hurts Main Street! It hurts the Heartlands! It hurts the nation!
Main Street Toad
Only because our workers are lazy & poorly educated because I won’t allow charter schools!
Clinton Donkey
Only because American Animaux rightly refuse to work for sub wages without unions in unsafe conditions without job security or health care or retirement benefits!
Grumpy King Parrot
Don’t you hear the screams of the displaced & replaced as they are erased?
Grumpy King Parrot
I don’t hear any screams.
Clinton Donkey
The explosion of heroin deaths in the Rust Belt Heartlands of American Animauxland!
Main Street Toad
Let them languish on the dole.We remember them every four years. Isn’t that enough?
Clinton Donkey
Have you no shame?
Hard working blue collar American Animaux want jobs! Not handouts!
The dignity of work! Not the dole!
The nobility of work! Not outsourcing!
Self reliance! Not helplessness!
Mr. Fox
We American Animaux used to be proud of being self reliant! Having a work ethic! Having control over our own lives!
This is what the acid of the Donkey Party is doing! Dissolving old time values while erasing our heritage & culture while eroding our identity!
Pussy Cat
I want a job! But I am competing with illegal migrants who are undercutting me!
And Outsourcing means I am also competing with poor workers all over the world!
This is a race to the bottom!
Chicago Dog
Then let them eat cake!
Hillary Lioness
The Humans are coming! The Humans are coming!
How many Humans did you invite to come to American Animauxland Hillary Lioness?
Curious Animaux
I want to win the Nobel Peace Prize so I have to outdo Merkel!
Hillary Lioness
‘You have to be nice to us! Momma Hillary has invited us!
PS: There is ‘my’ money?
Exactly how many Human migrants did you invite to American Animauxland?
Do we even know who they are?
If they are genuine refugees or else economic migrants?
If they can or will work or else simply abuse the dole?
If they even like us?
Or if they are terrorists?
And why are most able bodied males of war age?
Grumpy King Parrot
‘You have to be nice to us! Or else….’
It is a humanitarian crisis! There are 65 million displaced Humans in need of our help!
Hillary Lioness
OUR HELP?
Grumpy King Parrot
Who is paying for them? Can they work? Will they work?
Why are there so many males of war age?
They outnumber our police. Soon they will outnumber our tiny army.
Main Street Toad
Our Clinton Foundation has priorities over seas!
Hillary Lioness
Who is going to house them? Feed them? Clothe them? Provide free medical care for them? Fix their rotten teeth?
Why do they keep talking about money? Did you promise them money? Free money? Free dole? Free benefits? Free houses? Free everything?
We can’t even help our own citizenry who are homeless and sick. How can we handle this?
This will cost millions! Maybe billions! How do we pay for this when our national debt is already out of control?
Main Street Toad
You don’t expect me to open my expensive penthouse do you?
Hillary Lioness
PS: We can do this!
Hillary Lioness
On the public purse?
Main Street Toad
So you opened our borders instead instead of your purse!
Grumpy King Parrot
But isn’t it touching! The pretty young chickens are welcoming them with flowers & signs & open arms!
Hillary Lioness
Oh let me guess who is eating the pretty young chickens too!
Mr. Fox
What can possibly go wrong?
Hillary Lioness
Oh let me count the ways!
Mr. Fox
Let them eat cake!
Hillary Lioness
Except they are eating chickens instead!
Mr. Fox