Chapter 2
Breitbart Boar:
I was invited to a Never Trump Peacock Dinner but I almost ended up on the menu!
Grandville Metamorphosis du jour
Breitbart Boar:
I will fight every Regressive Leftie!
Breitbart Boar:
I will fight every Regressive Leftie!
I will never surrender to Establishment animosity! Intimidation! Name calling! Or SJW Big Brother brainwashing!
The Never Trump Crowd:
Remember what happened to your founder!
Breitbart Boar:
Are you plotting assassination again?
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
I will dress for success to woo a damsel
Pussy Johnson:
Platonically of course
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
Let’s join forces to defeat the Wicked Witch of the West
Pussy Johnson:
Let’s howl at the moon and Hillary Lioness
Pussy Johnson and Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
And plot our plots
Main Street Toad:
The Bernie Bird socialists are delusional. Ignorant of history & economic reality. They only know Establishment corruption & corporatism. Only Capitalism grows the economy & the middle class. But real Capitalism is dyin’. Globalism and crony corruption are killing Capitalism. No one gives a damn! Except perhaps Trump Peacock.
But Trump Peacock is too old to take on the rotters rotting out our country. Both parties are recklessly driving our nation into bankruptcy. The American Animauxland National Debt is out of control. And the Donkey Party’s only solution is to tax! Tax! Tax!
JFK Eagle cut taxes. I bet no one knows that. Eh! Today JFK Eagle would be a Conservative!
Clinton Donkey:
Brainwash the Snowflakes when they are young & they will be Donkeys forever.
Our social justice warriors are highjacking the future! Everyone who opposes us will go extinct! We control the young so we control future!
The Four Ps (Police, Politicians, Press, Professors) sell out to political correct brainwashing
The Press has been domesticated by politically correct mumbo jumbo
Breitbart Boar:
Only Breitbart publishes the ugly truths.
Breitbart Boar:
I will take on the entire Regressive Left and the Lying Press too!
And no one controls me! Hear that Hillary Lioness!
Hillary Lioness:
You basket of deplorables! You disgusting loathsome [insert insult here] vermin! You don’t deserve to exist!
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
George Orwell famously declared that in a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act. In the 1960s the Counter Revolution were the Lefties. Now the Lefties are the Regressive Establishment. We are the new Counter Revolution.
Millions of people are turning to us. The Free Social Media. The backlash against everything the Regressive Left has become. You don’t control us! You never will!
This election will decide the war which is waging to control social media!
Clinton Donkey:
We are brainwashing the young so they won’t hear you!
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
Then why are millions discovering us? Your control of media and vulnerable minds is breaking down Big Brother Donkey!
(Paul Joseph Watson Lion takes the heroic lead as the Alternative Media voices of dissent. The truth about Hillary’s Alt Right speech.)
Paul Joseph Watson Lion:
Will Assange be assassinated? Dear Gays! The left betrayed you!
Styxhenhammer Greyhound:
Clinton has become the cackling old woman who sits on her porch & yells at her neighbors.
Do you love war & violence? Vote for Clinton
Black Pigeon Dances:
The rise of the police state.
The ICANN Giveaway (to shut down free speech). Diversity destroys social cohesion in the West.
Molyneux Bear:
How the Left is silencing free speech. What is the Alt Right with Vox Day. The truth about the fall of Rome and modern parallels.
The 16 principles of the Alt Right explained by Vox Day Bulldog
Sargon of Akkad The Wandering Lion:
This week in stupid.
Millennial Woes Mouse:
I’m Alt Right Jack’s thoughts on the Alt Right.
The Migrant Crisis.
Computing Forever Red Headed Shrimp:
Hillary to shut down alternative media.
Free Milo!
The Naked Ape Bunnie:
I thought you were an ape Mr. Naked! So tell us Bovine girls all about the Lying Press and Crooked Media!
The Unicorn Doctor of Common Sense:
The Truth Dammit!
But you are an unicorn Sir!
Which is exactly why I know common sense from pig#%@ when I see it!
So tell us some common sense sir.
Hillary Lioness’ accomplice used a hammer to destroy some of the 13 missing devices and lost that lap top computer.
That is destroying evidence under subpoena Sir. To stop proof of hacking Sir. Leaving her open to blackmail if she becomes president Sir,
Hillary Lioness:
You [insert insult here] basket of deplorables!
Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat:
What part of agent provocateur don’t you understand?
PS: I won’t shill for hill!
PPS: for all of you Gay Animaux out there! Hillary’s new pets are Humans! Not you! And Humans and Animaux are the ultimate in clash of civilizations!
The Donkey Party Plantation
But why are we still on the Donkey Party Plantation?
Trump Peacock:
So why not leave the Donkey Party Plantation? What do you have to lose?
Hungry Mouse:
Why not leave the Donkey Party Plantation?
Poor Mouse:
What do I have to lose?
Poor Urban Mice:
40 years on the Donkey Party Plantation and this is all there is?
Politically Correct Dog:
But I am afraid of being politically incorrect!
Urban Mouse:
Who put us mice in jail?
The Clintons. Don’t you remember dear? You are a super predator.
The Occupy Mice are confused who is really their enemy
Mr. Fox:
Hint: it might not be Trump Peacock!
McConnel Owl:
This election is a fork in the road. Is the left fork the right fork to take? Is the right fork really any different from the left fork? Or should we take the center populist fork?
Inspired by the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive the Insects raise up.
The Insect soldiers muster to wage war
Insect Lone wolf terrorists commence hit and run attacks
Storm trooper Insects prepare to wage war
The Insect generals are so much more superior to other Animaux.
I want to join the Insect Army Mommy!
Oh my dear child! We Insects love death so we are destined to win! But is death winning? Maybe we should love our children and life more than death!
The mysterious Insect Facilitator commences his conspiracy to woo the powerful of American Animauxland to the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive.
My only foes are a fox and cat! Animauxland is doomed!
The Kalergi Plan is not moving fast enough!
Ryan Warbler is too busy chasing New World Order chimeras to see real world chicanery.
Mr. Fox:
Meanwhile: I did not eat that chicken!
Grumpy King Parrot:
The way Clinton Donkey did not inhale?
Ryan Warbler lectures everyone on the joys of New World Order globalism, open borders, the status quo, TTP & Tippity Do treaties, and how bad populism of putting people & the nation first is.
Ryan Warbler’s rust belt state thinks he is a dunce for putting the World Order over them.
Teach them when thy are young and they will stay donkeys forever. We have even brainwashed our opposition!
Grumpy King Parrot:
Meanwhile: So if you did not eat that chicken then who did?
Mr. Fox:
Has another player in this drama arrived in American Animauxland?
Hillary Lioness:
I want to play Merkel!
Read all about it! The Human Migrants are coming!
The Animauxland Welcome Committee:
Can you see the Humans yet?
What do Human Migrants look like Dear?
According to Hillary Lioness they look just like us!
Hillary Lioness says the Humans will integrate and assimilate!
This placard says ‘Diversity is our strength!
‘Diversity will make American Animauxland better!’
But weren’t we Animaux happy before? When American Animauxland was just for us Animaux?
But now American Animauxland will be even better! Just as harmonious but with new musicians!
Hillary Lioness:
It is a humanitarian disaster!
Trump Peacock:
You mean a human disaster? So shouldn’t we fence them out if they wreaked their own third world countries? What would keep them from also wreaking our country?
Hillary Lioness:
American Animauxland is not diverse enough! I want to rub every Animaux’s face in diversity!
PS: Like Blair I want to import lots of new voters who will vote the Donkey Party Plantation ticket.
Mr. Fox:
The Donkey Party is losing alienated and abandoned voters disillusioned by the establishment elite who controls both parties.
Fifty years under Donkey rule and everything is worse off instead of better. A rational Animaux would be asking why.
Grumpy King Parrot:
So both discredited parties are competing to recruit new imported voters who don’t know any better!
Main Street Toad:
While competing in offering bribes of endless freebies which is bankrupting our nation.
Mr. Fox:
Who is using whom?
Clinton Donkey:
We should bring in millions of Human Migrants to rebuild Donkey Detroit!
A Chicago Dog:
What about jobs for unemployed Detroit Animaux workers?
Mr. Fox:
What about the forgotten blue collar Animaux workers languishing without jobs in this non recovery economy?
Clinton Donkey:
Ulukaya Buzzard should get a Nobel Peace Prize for employing Human Migrants at his Yogurt plant!
Trump Peacock:
Ulukaya Buzzard is the perfect example of the New Gilded Age of the extreme rich and desperately poor! He is cynically using migrants as cheap laborers while letting the nation pick up the tab!
Joe Rook:
This is why I can’t find a job to pay off my student loans!
Mr. Fox:
This is what Pussy Cat’s Alternative Party’s platform should be about.
Grumpy King Parrot:
Importing cheap Human Migrants to undercut indigenous Animaux workers at below minimum wages sans unions is creating a migrant economy!
Main Street Toad:
And it is destroying the Animaux Middle Class while enriching corporations.
The greed of Corporatism! The Consumer Middle Class is the engine of prosperity in Capitalism! They are killing the engine of prosperity to make themselves richer by making everyone else poorer!
Clinton Donkey:
What is a migrant economy?
Beggar Bear:
I will work at one half minimum wage sans unionization!
Clinton Donkey:
Oh well! Pay to play!
Grumpy King Parrot:
Europe and the UK has seen their vulnerable indigenous blue collar workers displaced and replaced by cheap migrants!
Main Street Toad:
Over 94,000,000 American Animaux have been unemployed by cheap imported Labor, Globalism, & Outsourcing. It hurts Main Street! It hurts the Heartlands!
Clinton Donkey:
Only because our workers are lazy!
Grumpy King Parrot:
Only because American Animaux rightly refuse to work for sub wages without unions in unsafe conditions! Don’t you hear the screams of the displaced & replaced as they are erased?
Clinton Donkey:
I don’t hear any screams.
Main Street Toad:
The explosion of heroin deaths in the Rust Belt Heartlands of American Animauxlan!
Clinton Donkey:
Let them languish on the dole.
Mr. Fox:
Have you no shame? Hard working blue collar American Animaux want jobs! Not handouts! The dignity of work! Not the dole!
Pussy Cat:
We American Animaux used to be proud of being self reliant! Having a work ethic! This is what the acid of the Donkey Party is doing! Dissolving old time values while erasing our heritage & culture while eroding our identity!
Chicago Dog:
I want a job! But I am competing with illegal migrants who are undercutting me! And Outsourcing means I am also competing with poor workers all over the world! This is a race to the bottom!
Hillary Lioness:
Then let them eat cake!
The Humans are coming! The Humans are coming!
Curious Animaux:
How many Humans did you invite to come to American Animauxlan?
Hillary Lioness:
How many Humans did you invite to come to AI want to win the Nobel Peace Prize so I have to outdo Merkel!
Grumpy King Parrot:
Exactly how many Human migrants did you invite to American Animauxlan?
Hillary Lioness:
It is a humanitarian crisis! There are 65 million displaced Humans in need of our help!
Grumpy King Parrot:
OUR HELP?
Main Street Toad:
Who is paying for them?
Hillary Lioness:
Our Clinton Foundation has priorities over seas!
Main Street Toad:
Who is going to house them? Feed them? Clothe them? Provide free medical care for them? Fix their rotten teeth?
Hillary Lioness:
You don’t expect me to open my expensive penthouse do you?
Grumpy King Parrot:
So you opened our borders instead!
Hillary Lioness:
But isn’t it touching? The pretty young chickens are welcoming them with flowers & signs and open arms!
Mr. Fox:
Oh let me guess who is eating the pretty young chickens too?
Hillary Lioness:
What can possibly go wrong?
Mr. Fox:
Oh let me count the ways!
Hillary Lioness:
Let them eat cake!
Mr. Fox:
Except they are eating chickens instead!
